10 signs we are NOT in a recession
10. Sarah Palin is STILL the best thing ever to happen to the media (there can’t be too much wrong in the world)
9. Joe the Plumber headlines exceeded that of the economic turmoil during the presidential election
8. Champaign sales fell only four percent this new years over last
7. Despite the exorbitant rise in superbowl ticket prices officials are expecting the largest crowds ever
6. Tom Cruise is still getting work!
5. NY City employee pay increased 63% since 2000 costing an average of $107,000 a year
4. Schools are still NOT teaching simple money managing skills
3. After offering a panhandler a fresh sandwich and a bottle of water I was notified that he had recently eaten and was uninterested in my donation
2. The presidential pet decision was made front page AOL news!!
1. Starbucks bought a jet
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